Lessons from a New England Weekend

• It is important to book the ticket for the correct day.
• It is equally important to, once you have the right day booked, go to the correct airport.
• Trying to fly on an expired license means you will be treated like a security threat.
• Attempting to purchase tax-free alcohol in New Hampshire with an expired license is impossible (expiration = you're not 21 anymore, apparently).
• It is imperative that the driver of the car not look at his passenger's legs too much or he might almost get in an accident.

And finally:

• If you're having trouble finding the quaint shopping streets a friend recommended you drive down, it's probably because you're in the wrong town...in the wrong state.

(Hey, Portsmouth and Portland sound familiar.)

More later...