Amicus

Why I love my friends:

When I told my friends about the vegan couple who fed their baby nothing but apple juice and soy milk, thus starving it to death, my friend countered:
"From now on I'm going to get all my energy from photosynthesis."
His girlfriend countered, "I think I'm going to use osmosis."

Har har. I enjoy random comments, but maybe you had to be there.

Then there's the following from an acquaintance of mine, recently returned from vacation:

I just got back from Medellin two nights ago. Just got my nose broken two hours ago. Shoulda stayed in Columbia.

I heart my friends.