Schadenfreude

So I accidentally date married men. Boo hoo hoo, right? At least I haven't gone through this, which a teacher friend of mine just experienced. A classic indeed.

Before I forget, I do have another classic news item to add to your repetoire. Awhile back I was a victim of a ridiculous dating setup through work with the high school principal. I can't remember if I ever filled you in on the details. Anyway, we emailed for awhile and I got guilted into going out with him a couple of times. He was always way too intense and came on really strong. Naturally, everyone put their two sense in and convinced me I was being unreasonable...thus the continued dating.

Turns out Mr. Crazy Intense just got arrested for beating his millionaire wife that he married after dating for two weeks. Also it has come to light that his wife spent a year in prison two years ago for indentity theft and property crime. How Melrose Place is that?!?!

Since he is a principal it has been pretty high profile and has been all over the state television news and newspapers. I can now have his newspaper mug shot in a little frame by my bed. He did file for divorce, so it's just a matter of time before we are back together. I have always wanted to marry a criminal and the added excitement of potential violence just sweetens the deal. I'm officially the first of all my friends to date criminal...I'm just so proud.

Classic, thought you might appreciate that news flash.