Britishspeak(R)

Discussing a proposed weekend at our friend's cabin, my pal J. wanted to know if there would be internet access. I teasingly asked him if he needed it for fantasy football. His reply was so hilarious I felt I needed to share:

Theresa Wrote: "I'm getting excited about the cabin--is it really coming off?"

"Coming off"!? Is this Theresa Britishspeak(R)? Because earlier today I stood on line to pick up my take away, had to deal with a total twat/wanker, saw a website that was just brilliant, programmed 999 on my mobile in case of an emergency, had a question for a friend who is studying to become a solicitor, put in a couple of quid worth of petrol in my auto (the hatch is located near the boot), and enjoyed the prospect of meeting up for a weekend where you attended University. I also almost sold my colour TV to switch to black & white to save on my license fee before realizing I LIVE IN AMERICA.

:^)

So, do I win?