Pickup Lines Not To Use
- "I love your nose. I have the same nose, my brother has the same nose, my sister has the same nose. It's a beak. You have an eagle's beak."
After asking if he had an accent:
- "If you'd said I didn't have an accent, I would love you. I would love you so much I would have your babies."
Needless to say, neither one got my number.
However, last night a guy approached me. "Here's your drink," he said. Confused, I asked where it had come from. (Had my girlfriend over at the bar sent him over to deliver it?) "It's from my friends," he replied, gesturing to a small group smiling in my direction. "We love your dancing."
Or perhaps they loved my pink pleated miniskirt. Either way, it was the first time I've had a drink sent over at a bar. So here's to that!
Labels: Chicago
posted by Theresa @ 2/03/2006 11:52:00 AM
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4 Comments:
I guess it's better that the guy didn't say I want to make love to your nose. Right? Hehehe.
The accent thing? Eh, guy should get over himself...and give up the baby bearing fetish. Bleh.
Free drinks are always the best kind - good work rock star!
I'm just adding the lines to my collection of bad ones. As for the drink, I'm still on a high four days later. :)
Good thing they didn't slip you a mickey, little one!
I thought about that the next day, too. Slightly scary if you think about it--but on the other hand, I was with not one, but two girlfriends who I'm sure would've taken care of me, not to mention was literally next door to my apartment. So no slumbling into the street and passing out on the side of the road like I did that one time in college! (Not to say I was slipped something--that time was all my fault.) Thanks for the concern, though, Mr(s). Anonymous.
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