Friendly Friends

I can't help it if my friends are all incredibly attractive people with loose morals.

I also can't help it if my friends send the following texts to my other friends after meeting them:

You have the spirit of a bright shining star twinkling above like a beacon of inspiration flashing hope to a lonely wanterer flating complacently in a veritable sea of carbon copy women in Chicago. Will you go out with me again?

And I certainly can't help snickering about it. Just a little. I love when my friends date!