Pushing Daisies

Do I love this show because I'm besotted with the main character? O' course. But I think I love it almost as much for its dialogue. Behold, an exchange between lovelorn waitress Olive Snook and traveling salesman Alfredo Aldarisio.

Olive: If you loved me--
Alfredo: Yes?
Olive: --and we could never ever ever touch, wouldn’t you eventually get over it and move on, letting someone else have the slightest hope that you might belong with them?
Alfredo: If I loved you?
Olive: Yeah.
Alfredo: Then I would love you in any way I could. If I could not touch you, then I would draw strength from your beauty and, if I went blind, then I would fill my soul with the sound of your voice and the contents of your thoughts, until the last spark of my love for you lit the shabby darkness of my dying mind.

Aaaaaaaaand ::scene::

Get in the kitchen and bake me some pie!