Dress Edwardian, pass out cucumbers, get $3,000

I love hearing about things like the following, from a Myopenbar acquaintance in NYC:

I am doing some work with Hendrick's Gin (woo!) and need some help in chicago. Do you know of any struggling male artists/actors/night owls/students/unemployed folks who would like, for 10 weeks, to work as a cucumber courier for 5 hours a day, twice a week. they would need to dress Edwardian and ride a bicycle around areas of chicago between 11 and 4, handing out cucumbers and newspapers. They would need to be over 21 and we would pay them around 300/week. possibly more. what do you think? Any names spring to mind? totally random request, i know but it would be fun, lucrative and a good way to shape up.

Be on the lookout in September. Oh, and let me know if this tickles your fancy!