How can I not love New Zealand?

They have a bar that hosts this:

Saturday, August 16
Battleska Gallactica
Start: 10:00 pm
End: 11:59 pm
Battleska Galactica consists of some of Wellington’s premier musicians. Combined, they form a six-piece instrumental ska explosion! Their fusion of the best elements of ska and jazz creates a delicious musical cocktail that is sure to get you up and shakin'!

Ska. Battlestar Galactica. Wordplay.
Amazingness.

Oh, and there are free massages on Tuesdays. I think I've just found my new favorite place...