This Is Me

The Onion ever-so-rightly sums up my life (and those of my peers) in this timely article. When will I realise that commuting an 2.5 hours a day for a job that pays $8/hr--where I am spending 5.5 straight hours ringing up purchases at the front register--isn't the right job for me?

1: realise you need a new job
2: search for new jobs
2A: realise you're not qualified for any of them
2B: send resumes anyway
3: hear nothing but "nos"
4. continue to work at bookstore, hoping for something to drop out of sky

Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.