Parking Violation

A soon-to-be meme that I got from my coworker, and which is too creative not to share with the world.

I got this from a friend this morning. This is for real - not a forward:

My co worker told me that she got the following parking violation on her car this morning:

"Parking Violation

This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your bullheaded, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

Someone really wanted to take the time to tell her how to park!