Friday, April 16

Life After London

Back for almost a month, and what do I have to show for it? Days full of sleeping and being yelled at by my parents for doing so; arguing over the television and computer with my oh-so-lovely brother. Arguments so far have included:
  • why he needs to watch hockey 24 hours a day for the next seven weeks
  • why he keeps deleting a file about taxes I want kept on the desktop (yeah, so I haven't done my taxes yet...I'm working on that)

    But lest we be bogged down by familial troubles, here is what I have been doing the past month:
  • spending 8+ hours traversing the barren wasteland that is Iowa in early April
  • having a good ol' time of it at fast food restaurants in Illinois! Iowa! Wisconsin!
  • catching up with all of my childhood books
  • learning to love a slow, dial-up connection to the internet
  • spending hours driving from one strip mall to another in the traffic-mad strip mall heaven that is Rockford, punctuated by visits to real malls filled with teenyboppers and obese, sweatshirt-clad middle-aged Americans

    Wondering if I'm enjoying life in the U.S? Here are the benefits, as I can see them:
  • being able to talk to American friends on the phone. Of course, that means I can't talk to my European friends
  • the ability to spend 9 hours a day watching satellite TV. Their motto: "500 channels yet nothing's on!"
  • being able to drop loads of cash on American goods (an actual benefit!)
  • able to rent as many crappy movies as I want--as long as I can stand up to the ridicule my brother heaps upon me and I want to watch them in the basement, because hockey is on for the next seven weeks, as stated above
  • trying to smuggle in anything with sugar in it, since my family is on a diet (that means I'm on it, too, apparently)


    Life's on hold. When will I be alive again?

    Theresa
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